In the age of online personals and speed-dating, a secret library rendezvous sounds rather nice, doesn’t it?

December 17th is the last day to get Family Man for $5 off! I’m spending the day sending out orders, so if you get yours in before 5pm Pacific I will personally put it in the mail (Priority) by quitting time. You see the power you wield over me.

Next week Friday is, oh, hm, Christmas Eve.  Ideally I’ll be able to get a page up, but holiday travel and the fact that nobody will be online to read it* might result in a super-special post-Christmas two-page update before the new year instead.  You can keep up with Danse Macabre in the meantime.  Holiday cheer for all types!

*I know that all my non-Christmasing readers will be out watching Tron. No, no, don’t bother denying it.  I won’t judge.